Waymoe Money, Waymoe Problems

"waymoe" (waymoe) 01/28/2015 at 11:16 • Filed to: None

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Hello there, waymoe here,

I have a problem that i am looking to my friends at jalopnik to help with. Waymoe has a large amount of money that I am lookings to spend on a new car. New means whatever you want it to mean, new, old, not new, not old, certified pre-old, stolen, convertible, etc.

Waymoe wants you oppositelocks to help vote on a new car for me to buy. Post a picture and/or description of the car and tomorrow we will vote on a top 5 that I pick. There are some caviars though: I have some standards that must be met. The car must be automatic, it must be front wheel drives, and it must be a lease. I am looking at leasing a new Highlander because I am single with no kids.

Waymoe will allow some bending of the rules in some cases. If you are not sure about the car, post it anyway. If it gets enough votes I will include it in tomorrows final vote.

I wish you best luck in helping me find a car. Waymoe is love, Waymoe is life.

Margin Of Error > waymoe 01/28/2015 at 11:37

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THIS is what you need.

ttyymmnn > waymoe 01/28/2015 at 11:43

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Will you be bound by our choices?

Agrajag > waymoe 01/28/2015 at 11:45

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Highlander because I am single with no kids

There can be is only one.

Alfalfa > waymoe 01/28/2015 at 11:46

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By a 30 year old base model Ferrari

It has a gated shifter!

Jonathan Harper > waymoe 01/28/2015 at 11:46

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I've found the perfect car for a bachelor with no budgetary constraints:

http://www.carsforsale.com/used-cars-for-…

n54 & s38 > waymoe 01/28/2015 at 11:47

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WAYMOE!!

For Sweden > waymoe 01/28/2015 at 11:57

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Waymoe, of love and life, I have found what you seek at Hamilton Mazda, a trusted purveyor of fine motor cars.

Here is a listing of their current incentives. All of them are worthy of your consideration, but pay special attention to the second listing from the top. It describes a 2014 MAZDA 3 Touring hatchback offered for $165 a month and $995 due at signing. I suggest you call Hamilton Mazda, as the Mazda 3 Touring hatchback is automatic, front wheel drive, and offers an enviable combination of reliability, kwaii, and affordability.

spanfucker retire bitch > waymoe 01/28/2015 at 11:57

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Cadillac CTS V-Sport.

Since I have no idea what your budget is, I'll just the post the car I want the most and live vicariously through you. Some person I've never met and don't even really talk to on the internet.

505Turbeaux > waymoe 01/28/2015 at 11:57

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VW CC isnt a bad choice for a front drive automatic on a lease

Raphmoe > waymoe 01/28/2015 at 12:03

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Buy a Baja Bug.

Cost: $10,000. What you want to do is source a beat to shit version that was never maintained properly, this way, if anything goes wrong you can blame the previous owner. Also, never wash it, wax it, or clean any part of it. Again, blame the previous owner for the condition it is in: that's character you can't put a price on. In this vein, leave all bumper stickers from the previous owner on the car. Are you too lazy to maintain a car? Yes. Which is why you should buy one that is falling apart; it is the true Jalop way of living. Don't even think about touching the interior, dirt and grime and filth is what gives a car soul inside and out. Why is it $10,000? Well, because you will have to spend about $6,000 repairing rust and frame damage; you want to buy a car with lots of rust because rust is patina and I read that vintage things are cool. This car can be front wheel drive if you drive it right.

Overall, the reason you should buy this car is that since you have a large pile of money you can keep dumping money in to it and enjoy it more and more as it sucks down your bank account. Fear not! The soul of the car is strong and you will love every minute of ownership. Don't forget to keep us posted on how much you love the car and how much it makes you reminds you every day of the true Jalop that Waymoe is.

Enjoy the new car, brother.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > waymoe 01/28/2015 at 12:03

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Any Lincoln. FWD (or FWD biased AWD), very leasable, more power than their Ford counter parts, comfy interior and smooth ride.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > ttyymmnn 01/28/2015 at 12:36

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Waymoe cannot be bound for Waymoe is love, Waymoe is life.

ttyymmnn > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 01/28/2015 at 12:49

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Or so I am told.

Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 01/28/2015 at 14:02

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Where you been?

nermal > waymoe 01/28/2015 at 14:28

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You need a new Jeep Renegade. It's FWD (or AWD), has a 9 spd auto, and the roof panels remove.....

.....so your passengers have extra legroom.

Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 01/28/2015 at 15:15

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Christmas Vacation.